Colton Haynes took to Twitter on Tuesday to live tweet one of the most awkward first dates in history that he personally eyewitnessed.

The “Arrow” star was eating dinner in L.A. when he gave his nearly 1 million followers a hilarious play-by-play of the date between a woman named Tracey and a man he dubbed “Dan.”

Haynes followed Tracey and Dan’s every word, including blasting out to his followers how Dan called Tracey by the wrong name one and admitted he dated his own second cousin.

It’s all horrible and hilarious at once.

Check out all of his tweets below!

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